** THEME **
  • Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
  • Me: No, but you can get these hands.

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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

Literally what I say every time someone asks why I don’t drink

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Days like today make me miss days like this #takemeback #VB

its-a me twerkio


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i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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#This could be us but you keep calling the police
  • Me: Exercise
  • Me: Exercis
  • Me: Exerci
  • Me: Exerc
  • Me: Exer
  • Me: Exe
  • Me: Ex
  • Me: Extra fries

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