** THEME **
  • Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
  • Me: No, but you can get these hands.


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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell


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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

Literally what I say every time someone asks why I don’t drink

(via bellbottoms)



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Days like today make me miss days like this #takemeback #VB

its-a me twerkio

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via h-aizy)



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alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police
  • Me: Exercise
  • Me: Exercis
  • Me: Exerci
  • Me: Exerc
  • Me: Exer
  • Me: Exe
  • Me: Ex
  • Me: Extra fries


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