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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via ohmyshark)



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vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

(via jboogielene)



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captainpepperoni:

*burns eyes off* *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via ohmyshark)



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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via nicolezai)



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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via fuckrulesfuckyou)



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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah


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