** THEME **

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*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

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*burns eyes off* *maintains pristine eyebrow game*


i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"


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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

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